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The website 1001 rules for my unborn son got me thinking about some of the rules I have for my life. Thought I would put down my own and list some of my favorite from 1001.

• –There is always time for a lemonade stand.
• –Perfect at least one recipe, steak doesn’t count.
• –Obstacles are ways of demonstrating our dedication.
• –Don’t complain, just work harder.
• –Take the new guy out to lunch.
• –Never swing at the first pitch.
• –Carry a pocket knife.
• –Learn from criticism.
• –X never, ever, ever makes the spot.
• #394: Try to lose the adverbs. Seriously.
• # 325: When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.
• # 270: Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.
• # 238: Read before bed every night.
• # 231: Keep your passport current.
• # 230: Become an expert in something.
• # 206: Never turn down a girl’s invitation to dance.
• # 201: Order the local specialty.
• # 189: Learn to drive a stick shift.
• # 77: Never side against your brother in a fight.
• # 76: Memorize the Bill of Rights and your favorite poem.
• # 28: Keep your eye on the ball and follow through. In sports and in life.
• #9: Stand up for the little guy
• #5: Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
• #3: When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.

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